i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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