he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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