I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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