so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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