So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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