matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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