The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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