IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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