so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
operation harelip BJ is a go
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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