used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you would pick up someone in the library
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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