Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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