So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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