shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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