When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
