I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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