I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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