Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
porn star boner night. come get it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's shark week go big or go home
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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