Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Do vagina's smell?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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