Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We're using joints as your birthday candles
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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