After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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