Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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