Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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