i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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