I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Mom said you looked used
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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