I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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