OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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