he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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