the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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