Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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