i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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