So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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