Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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