I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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