She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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