Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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