I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dignity is for republicans.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize