we made out on top of his cat.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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