well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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