: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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