You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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