let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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