I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
