I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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