I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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