Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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