I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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