If that was your dad, he is hot
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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