a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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