you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
