I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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