Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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