mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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