is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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